Lurker > Pepys Monster

Yikes, this guy might actually be real and not a joke account.

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ToPoPO posted...

This the same girl that threatened suicide if you left her too? What a development since the mid season finale of Pepys Monster season 2

She REALLY wants me to stay.


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I could pass this test easily. A squeaking rubber chicken is not THAT funny.

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PatrickMahomes posted...

For sure, that's a healthy rate.

Did y'all smash

Yes.

Lost_All_Senses posted...

Dope. Any highlights?

She told me I can hook up with other girls if I tell her first.


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PatrickMahomes posted...

Over how long a span of time? Seven shots would murder me unless we're talking across the course of like several hours

We started at about 5pm and stayed up until 12:30.

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We both had 7 shots of vodka.

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It's not widely considered okay.

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coolcono posted...

I would choose a weird girl over a boring girl.

There's interesting weird, and then there's uncomfortable weird.

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Wii_Shaker posted...

I have. I even had sex with the weird girl. The sex was weird :/

I believe it.

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A couple years ago, I went on this date with this weird nerd girl, and it was an awkward experience where she did 90% of the talking, and told me she was talking so much because she was nervous, and then at the end, I thought we would both accept that we didn't have much chemistry, and she was like "I had a GREAT time!" lmao.

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No thanks, I still have potential.

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Discuss.

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CEOs need more yachts and luxury cars. The rest of society is just going to have to make sacrifices like going hungry and barely being able to make the rent. It's what's best for the 1%.

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Scotty_Rogers is a Hoth alt 100%.

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I remember in the Army getting smoked, we would have to do like 200, then push-ups, flutter kicks, overhead arm claps, etc.

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Keith_Valentine posted...

Rebuild and move forward and onward. With any luck, youre better at sex than he is anyways and she misses you.

I have a girlfriend, but things aren't the same.

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Weird, GameFAQs said someone posted. It must be a glitch.

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Now, some other guy is. It's all over.

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Why is post 8 not visible? I was going to quote it and type "REKT."

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Vegy

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cmiller4642 posted...

I can't change a tire either

Cars are outdated anyway, eventually there will be rideshare apps with automated cars and you won't need to own one.

A true alpha male will always have his own car. How are you going to take a girl to the drive in with a rideshare app?

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Ok, well, I never disputed against that, so we have no disagreement. You literally jumped off this argument by calling me "fake nice" for doing exactly that. No idea what your whole objective was here other than try to call me out but then immediately contradict yourself and tell me my way is the right way.

All right, then. I thought you were trying to portray yourself as a Gandhi-like figure who does kind things purely altruistically, while wanting nothing in return whatsoever.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Lol. You're really reaching to have no faith in humanity and give yourself justification to not even try eh?

Literally trying to say Im a fraud because I don't want others to get the benefits of my kindness and then turn around and shit on me. That's just basics dude. If you can't understand that, you got some real struggle ahead of you and I hope you grow from it.

My point is that respect and kindness should be a two way street, and it doesn't make someone selfish or insincere to be kind to someone and hope it's reciprocated.

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Tomorrow: "Guys, I'm out of money."

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MILFs are hot in porn, but in real life, barely legal petite girls are better.

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Because it's almost never "for no reason." They usually want something, like a cigarette, a dollar, etc.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

I just want people to treat me with the respect I treat them with.

Then you want something in return, and you're not truly nice.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...

If your new to holsters or unconfident then its time to practice and get used to having one in the chamber.

In any situation where you actually need your weapon having to rack the slide to chamber a round could cost you or someone else their life.

You must be ready to fight if something happens not hold on while I get ready dead man/woman.

Explain why The Terminator carried a 1911 long slide with an empty chamber.

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Rey > The Emperor > Darth Vader > Anakin = Luke > Kylo Ren

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Those were awful and unfunny.

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So you lost 6 hours of pay. That's like a day's pay.

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What will @Son_of_Scotty think?

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I thought it was funny.

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Turtlebread posted...

Ive been lifting for 5 years and it doesnt even look like I go to the gym

It all comes down to genetics.

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Which should I buy?

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linid0t posted...

Uhh if you have a drinking problem it's not gone after 4 days on the wagon lol

I've now gone 5 complete days without a drink. I have no negative symptoms. Just a very mild desire to drink.

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ToPoPO posted...

Nothing. Don't you want her to break up with you?

I feel like I'm in that scene from The Matrix that goes like this.

Switch : Our way, or the highway.
Neo : Fine.
Trinity : Please, Neo. You have to trust me.
Neo : Why?
Trinity : Because you have been down there, Neo. You know that road. You know exactly where it ends. And I know that's not where you want to be.

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She gave me a Christmas present, and made me a card. She kept telling me the present wasn't much, but I thought it was sweet. I didn't know we were exchanging gifts. I'll get her a late Christmas present.

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YugiNoob posted...

Another random peeve: when its crowded on the bus and people sit on the outside seat leaving the inside one vacant. Move in so people can sit you asswipes :<

So you dont ask them to sit there? You just stand and be angry, and then come here to vent?

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No_U_L7 posted...

At the cost of showing their "dignity". Like 90% of girls wouldnt cross that line

So your point is that women can make easy money, but most choose not to, so therefore, they have it harder in life than men?

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But women have it harder in life than men.

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This is bleak.

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theAteam posted...

There is no such thing as a former addict. Once an addict always an addict.

I disagree. I used to have a drinking problem. Today is my 4th day sober, and I'm not even craving a drink at all.

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Lost_All_Senses posted...

Nailed it.

Explain why I'm so couch locked and feel indifferent instead of depressed.

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Duncanwii posted...

Isnt melatonin the stuff that makes your skin white?

No, it's a supplement.

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Damn, TC is winning at life.

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Where were these old people?

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Maybe it's all in my head.

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I say "You can't destroy what I really am. Even if you manage to kill this body, someone even stronger will surface and take my place!" Then I prepare to go all out.

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